your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason
What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!
I mean, really, I’m not-
Woah, where’d that come from?
What am I wearing????
The fuck is this?!!?!
The fuck is that?!??!!
Gee wizz, mister!
things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:
- the great gatsby
- romeo & juliet
- the phantom of the opera
- Fifty Shades of Grey
Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana
Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.
100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.
I want to be friends with her!
offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:
- crispy nipple
- the white stringy things in bananas
- tangled umbilical cord
- nash grier
- iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
- watery afro
- fountain water at school that never tastes right
- voldemort’s breathing holes
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
im so mad. out of all the universes we coulda got put in, we got stuck in the domestic/highschool au
do you ever mishear lyrics and when you learn what they’re really saying you’re like wow my version is 900% better
I am all for sexy dominance in a guy…
But axes are where I draw the line (x)