Ah, the moment I saw your dick, John Watson,
I remember that day with such fondness.
Your dick was large, a bit too large, but it is something that I-
Will adore forevermore.
You are a brave man, John Watson;-
And am a braver man for loving a dick of this size,
So this is what I once implored:
‘John Watson,’ said I, ‘this cock is too large for me.’
‘You need to stop talking and just sit on it, Sherlock,’ said he,
And I, Sherlock Holmes, agreed:
‘Tis a sad day indeed, when John’s dick
Cannot be freed.
— Sherlock Holmes, Complete Stories and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe