when people say that the band isn’t as important as the lead singer
don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it
adapt canon. twist canon. pick up the story and drop it in another place, another time. rethink gender, sexuality, race. cut open a little hole in another universe and push the story inside. retcon the ending, switch up the genre, make it tragic, make it happily-ever-after. knock the characters out of moral alignment. debunk stereotypes, subvert tropes. kidnap and liberate the story from oppressors.
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
- spilled paint on them in the art store au
- trying on glasses frames at the same time au
- wrong number au
- girl/boy scouts troop leader/member au
- firefighter au
- artist/commissioner au
- running away from home and finding each other au
- tripping over each other at a concert au
- boats next to each other in the harbor au
- street performer au
- number found in used clothing au
- laundromat au
- medieval au
- music too loud on the bus au
- paying it forward au
- olympics au
- bike riding au
- bus stop au
- horse racing au
- superhero/ supervillain au
- punk and hipster au
- got caught ding dong ditching au
- internet friends au
- met at a midnight premiere au
- part of the first kiss video au
- language barrier au
- stuck in a time loop and re meet each other every day au
- extras in a music video au
- costars au
- sales assistant/ customer au
- prank call au
- trick-or-treating with kids/ younger siblings au
- orders switched at a restaurant au
- accidental stranger photo bomb au
- hijacked a car with someone sleeping in the back au
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.